The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Ehud Olmert, the leader of Israel.
“Your Holiness”, said one of his Cardinals, “Mr. Olmert wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths.”
The Pope thought this was a good idea, but he had never held a golf club in his hand. “Don’t we have a Cardinal to represent me?” he asked.